Trilingual Wife: What did you get?
American Husband: Oh I bought the most awesomest pants during lunch break.
Trilingual Wife: the most awesomest?
American Husband: Yeah, the most awesomest!
Trilingual Wife: Why do you have to use superlative twice? It's redundant.
American Husband: No it's not.
Trilingual Wife: Then tell me what's the difference between “awesomest” and “most awesomest”?
American Husband: “THE MOST AWESOMEST” is more than awesome. It's MOST awesomest. BEYOND awesomest.
Trilingual Wife: That doesn't make any sense at all.
American Husband: Don't you dare doubt my language ability. I am the native speaker here. And English is the only single language I speak. I spent 30 years focus on this language. What do you know? You think you know better? Well, I think not.
Trilingual Wife: ......