Based on a true story. XD
scene set up:
Little People Farm Toys (barn, farmer, horse, pig, cow, sheep)
Leap Frog Phonics Bus (a bus, 3 frogs)
Act I: SF muni
Daddy: Look it's a bus...
(drive the bus and run over all the farm animals.)
Daddy: It must be a sfmuni bus.
Act II: 'cause the farmer's Taiwanese
Daddy: I am a farmer. I need some wool. Let's kill the sheep.
(hit the sheep with the farmer)
Daddy: I am a farmer. I am hungry.
(pick up the farmer)
Daddy: Let's kill the cow. Mmmh... steak.
(pick up the farmer and hit the cow)
Daddy: Let's kill the pig. Mmmh... bacon.
(pick up the farmer and hit the pig)
Daddy: Oh and because the farmer's Taiwanese, he kills the frog* and eats it, too.
(pick up the farmer and attack Leap the frog.)
* The first time J spent the weekend at my parents' house in Taiwan, my dad bought frogs from the market that morning (something he hasn't done for a really long time) and we had frog soup for lunch. I of course scooped extra pieces of frogs for J. And apparently this has scarred him for life. lol